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Something which happened about a month ago

2009-11-04T05:34:00.000-08:00

This happened almost a month ago. This was also the time where people are rushing to convert their EZ-link cards to the new ones. I needed to buy a MRT concession for a month. When I went there, the line was long and meandering. I rushed to be on line. As I was queuing, I noticed a family in front of me. The line was still long and the family in front of me was complaining that the line was very long eventually they gave up queuing up as it was too long and the father had to work.
Half way into the line an old man cutted into the line. And it cause tempers to flare for a boy. He was literally screaming and scolding at the old man that he was cutting into the line but the old man kept denying it. Eventually the quarrelling stopped because it was pointless.
After another half an hour with a seemingly endless line. I was just one person to the receptionist. The old man was in front of me. He kept asking about the enquires about the new EZ-link card and the receptionist had to ensure that everything is all right. The man (who I think is senile). Kept thanking the receptionist and giving her his salutations. “He must be a highly educated man” I thought considering that his slang and the words he used were quite westernised (which is also very ironic). When he ask the receptionist about information about the card again (which the receptionist had pain-stakingly repeated to him for like a billion times) she literally banged her head on the desk.
Finally it was my turn. I calmly told the receptionist that I wanted to buy a concession for my card. She took my card. Did her magic, and gave it back to me and everything was done within two minutes. I was confident and proud for a moment as I laughed at the people in front of me. “everyone took so long to do their cards, I only took two minutes….” My happiness was dispelled when I realised that I brought the bus concession instead of the MRT. It was not refundable. I live at Tiong Bahru…I had to go to woodlands to study every day. It usually takes me 45mins to go home. Now it takes me nearly 3 hours to get home… FML

hiya all!!

2009-10-30T20:28:00.000-07:00

You know sometime ago I said I was gonna update more on the blogposts??? well apparently I lied :P

Hi all long time no see!

2009-07-16T04:10:00.000-07:00

Omg it’s been sooooooooooooo long since I wrote on blogger! Like many many months already, so let me tell you what I have been doing...nothing!!! yes nothing, I’m sorry I’m just lazy for the past few months as firstly I had nothing good to write(yeah right), secondly, I’m just busy(yeah right!) and thirdly...ah who cares, I’m just lazy. But I will assure you I will write something again so maybe next time! XD

things I did the past few days

2008-12-17T01:43:00.001-08:00

I have recently downloaded "the sims" and I could clearly say that's the best game I have ever played! in my opinion. I like "the sims" game because like I said in my earlier post. I like games with tons of creativity and the sims just fits into my catergory. You can just create ANYTHING! the possibilities are just so much! I have create tons of sims, create some towns and cities and I am now trying to create the dream home for my sims. Of couse it gonna be fucking expensive! Wow when I first started playing the sims on a sunday. I became addicted to the game after a few hours only! I was playing it all day and nite! it was so fun for me. I even felt I was a sim for a period of time. it was like as though someone was controlling everything I was doing. Helll I even talked like the sims for some time too. Too addictive for me. I even played it when I was suppose to be sleeping. that was bad. Well if you have anything to say bout the sims, feel free to comment

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which part of the brain are you?

2008-12-17T01:22:00.000-08:00

There are two parts to the human brain. the left and the right. the left brain supports logic while the right brain supports creativity. So which part of the brain are you. I can clearly say that I'm a righty. I'm very creative and I have very vivid daydreams and I also love playing games that promotes creativity like construction and simulation games. that's why I suffer the most when it comes to my studies. Because its all logic...MVB has logic, everything is fixed when it comes to coding . You change anything and its errors all over the place, and networking...its also all fixed. They all have their own set of rules alredy you can't change them. I think my friends are mostly all left brainers cause they can do the networking while I suck big time. But the thing is they are not that creative. I prefer paperwork then hands on. That's why my english and humanities are so powerful all my friends either just pass english or humans or failed them miserably. I failed at maths cause its logic too but I did not that miserable. I'm gonna suffer in Singapore cause I once heard that left brainers excel better in singapore while right brainers will suffer in s'pore...so its true. My brain is twisted...NOT IN A DIRTY WAY YOU FAGGOTS!!!

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MIO TV IS RIDICULOUS!!!

2008-12-17T01:08:00.000-08:00

My father recently have someone configure the Mio tv and it was last saturday so the first time it was ok because of the speedtouch. it was on. then later my brother wants to change my com to a new CPU so he took out the speedtouch and changed it to D-LINK then the mio or meow tv which my parents called can't work alredy
so monday my job is to call the MIO people u and ask them how to do it caus my father is working and mother doen't know a freaking thing bout MIO...yeah right like I know how to configure it too. So pathetic lo. the staff keep teaching me how to do it and I can't do it!!!
Today I called them again and I was like forgat it, I can't do it, ask someone to assist but the person was like changing the subject and returning to how to configure it and I was fucked real bad. Like hell how to do??? the second time was much better, the staff actually helped me get someone to assist me so okay. What a stupid device I thought the channels we had were enough alredy. I called the fucking mio so many times alredy uts like I'm a celebrity there! finally. I'm study a computer course...not a TV course ya know

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I sux at subnet and subsets

2008-12-11T04:13:00.000-08:00

I sux in both of them cause we had tests everyday this week and I probably flunk all of them. Yesterday was the worse. I get scolded by the teacher almost evry 15-20 mins. He officially thinks I'm irritating. At first, because we had to make a wire, cable. And I was a little nervous trying to get it right the first time. But sadly I didn't. I tried to do things correctly like if you do cabling the RJ45 plug must be on the same side. So the first time was unsuccessful so I must do it again. I even make sure and double checked that the two plugs are on the same side. when I did the second time it didn't work again and I started to panic as everyone had finished. So I asked the teacher and he did it. Also won't work so he checked the plug and found out that I place the plug differently and he started scolding me its was quite harsh and later in the test he started to question and ask me. Hell I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. So I get scolded for nothing at the cables for nothing and I get scolded for doing wrongly. So sad. probably failed the paper.
today us C maths and I don know bout the binary change hexadecimal or things like that. then those easy ones also do wrongly or just careless. I am so clueless sometimes its so not funny

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Yes its the holidays again!!!

2008-12-11T04:02:00.000-08:00

Ya its the holidays for the ite schools but I only got three weeks...three fucking weeks! Why just three weeks? At least give us a whole month to break. Well at least we had three weeks...I heard republic one only two pathetic weeks only...so bo liao. If I study at republic, I rather continue schooling lo. I think we should at least have a month of holidays. Or the more the better la.
So what should I do during the holidays?? eat shit sleep all day...cheong maple all day...or just do something meaningful all day...I guess it all depends. Or should I study all day? aiyah don know what to do la.

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maple suxs?!...who cares!

2008-12-09T03:03:00.000-08:00

Well this probably isn't gonna be exciting news but guess what...I am offically a mapler!...I know you should be all saying "what the fuck!? what kind of fucking generation are you on!" Well I am just a beginner...for now( so don fucking pawn my ass bastards! ) I don know if I should you my character's name. (I will tell it anyway) my character's name is "lusternight" (I know it sounds corny). So if you see me anywhere in maple and you have seen this post...just shout "hi" to me...that's unless if I know where my message box is you I can reply to you. I'm a fucking noobist I know.
I could say I join maple recently cause...I'm bored to my wits end. I don mind playing any games that doesn't require much action...not that maple is boring or something like that. I just want something new to play rather that playing worthless DS games which I have alredy finished playing. So yesterday I went "woshisim's" house...to play "tycoon" then I spilled the beans to him bout my maple account and he was like "WAT! you have an account?" So I get to play on his com maple. Yeah . my cousin...the picky eater also wanted to play so also create account... copycat. And he named his Character one of the most, I don know...embarrasing name I think in maple. Woshisim said boy he's gonna suffer in maple. something to do with "bakugan" if you are curious to find him and make him look like crap. his sister says maple suxs...who cares. I once said maple suxs too. but now I joined in the fun. hehe

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flowers and pancakes these few days

2008-12-05T18:45:00.000-08:00

This is on a friday

Well it was magnificient for me as I get to see a big flower bloom the names corny though. Its called "the princess of the midnight flower"...wow. Sadly the "princess" blooms for only a day before it wither and dies. So heres a picture...or several picts of it.

Well its rare for such a plant to bloom in our place cause living-non human organisms usually dies a few weeks later when we keep it. so our place is more or less a death trap for animals and plants so yeah! its an achievement for us!!! XD lol

this is on a saturday

haha lol my mother and I make pancakes today! quite delicious I sux at flipping them and even though its her first time...my mother flips the pancakes like she was born to do it. picts below

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suckiest posts ever

2008-12-03T03:35:00.000-08:00

today I have to go to the "yourflim award ceremony " to do some volunteer work. I have to wear the formal long sleeve shirt and the pants and the black shoes. we when there and the first major thing I did was do the goody bags. My job is to put two slips of paper into the goody bag which is already stuffed full with items. So I was like an idiot stuffing the paper into the bag. My bag ached and it was like the worst job ever to me.
the first para is shit I know. Formal and boring. So I will skip to the later parts. So in the afternoon. I get ushering duty. Our job is to ask the people who are audiences to this programme to get registered on the firth floor. So So cathay (near plaza sing one) has six floors so me and my friend got the second floor. My friend was like "why do we have to patrol the second floor for guests? I mean they would take the lift to the fifth floor. why would they take the elevator to the fifth floor. The second, third, fourth story people who patrol all gam pui one." So nevatheless we patrol the second floor and I saw "ben and jerry" ice cream and I smelled delicious vanilla cookie dough and I was like should I buy it but it was $4.90 for one fucking pathetic scoop so I decline. the next round we walked b&j's again and I was ranting bout the same thing again...followed by the third round. And my friend was like " A! you want to eat not. don bitch aroung a."...so I brought it and It was like cutting part of my flesh and giving it to the cashier. So we patrolled I walked the right, my friend walked the left. there was this stall which sells finger food and I was like eyeing it I want to see it not eat it and he was like "stop looking at it you faggot."
the only things that pisses me off is that later I get to finally see the flims so this programme
as I was watching the freaking show the stupud teacher ask me and my friend to do some faggoted duty. So I had to do the fucking duty. I mean if I had to do the duty, fine I will just do it. but the thing is. I go there do nothing! GAM PUI ONE! idiot one leh. finally something i'm interested in and I get to do shit. I bin chao chao as I sat there...I want to see the fucking show!!!!!!!!idiotic lahhhhhhhhhh stupid one leh.

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photo blogs!!!!!!

2008-11-27T04:14:00.000-08:00

today I am gonna do something different. I am gonna comment on the picts I took a fews months and weeks ago.So here goes

well I took that picture of apples and oranges while I was doing a school project.And I took it in NTUC!haha lol. I personally loved this picture because the colours just divide themselves like you get the greens on the left and the oranges on the right. the only thing which I think its a pity is the black cavity on the green area should have
sealed it up with the apple laying on the orange side

well I like the way pens are sticking out in this pict, its like a pattern. With the pen caps which are all circular in shape. It gives this nice pattern.But it may be a little dizzying later. I don know what I'm talking bout! I'm no photographer ya know!

well I called this pict my muffin bunch. I have no idea why. looks interesting though

well this is my pride and joy. It is a "cheeky" picture taken in an outside restuarant and it is a fun pict I took as I was playing with the sign

If you know your english well, this would mean that the customer must wait to enter to be eaten by the staff of the restuarant. Actually if you see that pict closely( nah its sooo obviously ) but my hand is blocking something to make the sign look like "please wait to be eated". I did that on purpose but last time. when my parents went to eat at that restuarant. An item was blocking the word I was currently blocking and that one was more natural. My father took a picture of it but sadly it got deleted away...

So there you have it some pictures I took the past few months and weeks before. I should do this more often its fun!!! XD

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why am I so lazy???there's a reason to it? random thoughts

2008-11-26T03:20:00.000-08:00

Just before I wrote this posts, I was pondering on why am I so lazy this year. Is it because of the lazy bugs or is it because last year I just studied like shit for O levels and since that year was the pig, I am filling the rat's year with the pig year. I am turning lazy that's for sure. Well let me tell you something, I those people who learns abstractly. which means I must learns the things I be out of the box when I am learning. So if you give me tons of notes for me to revise and hope that I can memorise it like a retarded zombie...I say forget it. I can't even pass reading a chapter before I get distracted.But I can still remember easy facts. Like geography...yeah geo rocks! So the subjects I am currrently studying requires shitloads of logic which I lack so much. Coding requires logic, networking requires logic. Every freaking lesson requires some form of fucking logic. I hate it so much. That's why in my sec school, I love english, especially the compo lessons. Cause you can get to express yourself creativly. So in my sec school days, I did pretty well in english and humanities but sadly all 3s. Ah boo. The rest "4s","6s","7s". I didn't get a "5". I'm not a "5" person. So I was thinking why am I soooo fucking lazy and my mind gave me the reason why. Firstly...I don even understand what they are doing. I'm just following what they are doing. Understanding it and blind copying are two different things. And if I don understand it. Why would I even want to read the sources they give me. Nothing is gonna make sense to me even if I read it again and again and again. So why bother. They are just gonna go through my eyes and out my mouth...it sucks cause my friends are studying like mad and I'm like this. Like I'm giving up on my studies. So sad.

So yesterday my mother taught me how to point to flowers and plants. She said that just normal pointing plants and flowers will make them wilt and drop off...which this is so ridiculous. So she proposed that the best way to point to a flower is to point the middle finger to the plants...why would you want to fuck plants. I just laughed.loled

All right fun fact from me. If you did my quiz earlier in my blogs.(which I think you have not) You would know that my dream job is a writer. But sadly...and ironicly...I hate books. Haha a writer which hates books. I thinking books are boring unless they have funny elements in it. So that's why my book choices are limited. Just like all the young people I know...I hate books too. yay I guess

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I hate my life, preachers are out to get me

2008-11-22T18:52:00.000-08:00

Wow, I neva get to blog on a sunday...let alone surf the net on a sunday. So I will treasure this time.

I hate my life because I'm those wimpy bunch of people. Who don dare to speak out. well let me give you an example. A few months ago there's this group of people that are preachers. I opened the door and they started talking to me. A couple of women and they started talking to me, bout things relating to heaven. So not to be offensive to people who are religious(I hope not) but I don want to listen to things bout god. I'm part buddist...so why should I learn somethiing bout god? So I thinking "ah who cares. let's just listen...probably its just a day." So I learn that there is a god that is even higher than jesus. can't say the name cause very sacred. and I heard that satan is an angel that has been banished to hell...and many other things. I learned all that cause the group always comes on a sunday or a saturday. So now they are like part of the family. :)

So I know lots of things bout god alredy and a few months later...another group appears and they spoke the same thing again bout god. I my mind I was literally screaming and shouting " OH MY GOD NOT ANOTHER PREACHING GROUP " so I have one group coming on saturday and another group on a sunday...talking bout things in heaven. I hate my life. Well what do you expect me to say to the newest group...your services are terminated, you are not needed...now scram! I mean they are generally good guys talking bout god. And its so difficult to reject them. how can you reject a preacher? you can't just go to their face and say...I don need you anymore. I just don know what to do.

Even my my brother was talking crap teaching me what to say when "rejecting" them. but one day the lastest preachers came and I am not at home and my brother answered the door and he got blasted with knowledge of god and he didn't even reject them. ho my god its like preachers are teaming up against me. So the only thing to do is to avoid them at all cost...that's why I can't wait to get out of home every sunday. I'm not against them but this is ridiculous. Like I said...I hate my life

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issue bout aids treasure your life and others around you

2008-11-20T04:30:00.000-08:00

I was taking a power nap just now. And I had this surreal dream...I dream that I got AIDS!(oh double snap)ick aids!what a terrible disease. I was sad in my dream, thinking of myself and my love ones. how am I gonna spend my short life now just thinking of my parents and yeah I was just sad. I was just pondering bout life in that dream. how I took everyone for granted. It was just so real I tell ya. So I think my family( In my dreams ) knows bout this and accepted me as who I am. And we try to make the best of everything. So in my dream who I got contacted with aids...we went to the supermarket. I could only remember my mother with me and we brought tons of things. Probably preparing a dinner and there are funny elements in this dream too. Since we brought too much things. I decided to put flour in my backpack. And when I opened it...the bag bursted and the flour was all over my backpack. Okay this dream tought me to cherish and treasure my love ones...and not to put flour in any backpack else it will burst...WOW. I never had a dream that tought me something meaningful(except for that flour bursting thing)cause that is just ridiculous. Yet again, dreams are weird.

So seeing the first segment, you probably should know what I am gonna talk bout...AIDS!!! the world aids day falls on the 1st of december and it really made a large impact this year.lots of advertisements, tons of brochures bout aids, just lots of everything to tell people bout this horrible disease.So if you still don know what aids is bout...you must be in the wrong generation. okay basically aids is a sexually transmited disease. And it targets your immune system, making you susceptible to other diseases. For more information I have written out the link, they are, http://www.nat.org.uk/HIV-Facts.aspx and http://www.worldaidsday.org/ so you can look into them. A growing amount of people are getting contact with aids and the numbers are increasing. So with these websites let's hope that people on the streets can get to know a thing or more bout aids.

I have learned that even if there's no cure for aids, there are drugs out there that can prolong a person's life if he or she has aids. And I also learned that, we should not shun people with AIDS. Heck its like getting a hard hit in your face with a rock. Those people are gonna feel rock bottom. So at least give those people your fullest support to show that there really are people who do care bout them. And besides it isn't contagious, you won't have aids with them even if you just had hand to hand contact with them.

kay the one thing that confuses me is that. They said that you will not get aids if you are faithful as a couple. So if you you are married, you will forever not get aids...Why? confuses me And if you sleep with chickens and ducks outside, you get aids...huh? I heard that only gays and lesbians can get aids, but straight people also can get aids too. In fact, more straight people get aids then gay people. Aids is indeed scary but let's do our part to prevent it and like they say, prevention is better than cure. And treasure your loved ones, even when you do not have aids

-please comment-(people who know me and saw this post...I DID NOT FUCKING GET AIDS!!!)it was just a dream. So don anyhow spread nonsense that I(kupo) got contacted with aids. let me stress again, I DID NOT GET AIDS!)

what I did today(on a tuesday)

2008-11-18T02:42:00.000-08:00

So today is tuesday and it is the most longest day of the week. All the lame lessons all fall on a tuesday...that's why its so fucking long. The first lesson is maths and we are currently learning the topic "set theory"and what could I say...I kick serious ass in this topic.I knew how to do that topic hands down. I am always like "hell, I don know what the fuck they are talkiing bout!" and now its just so easy for me. I tought my friends this topic and I couldn;t be so proud of myself. little bit hesitant in the venn diagram...but other then that...I KICK ASS!

this next segment I shall only write a sentence and it will pretty much sum up everything...I FUCKNIG HATE GUAI LAN BITCHES!

I was psyched just now. We did some fliming about the good and bad things surrounding group discussions. Well, I did the sleeping lead, and it waas quite interesting. I mess up a couple of times but it doesn't matter. Having so much fun. So in the first part we did the negative part and the thing is it is unscripted. So we more or less have to come out with pur own parts. Well some parts that came out of me are quite funny. The actors(my classmates) actually laughed...wow I didn't know I was that funny. And so with so much NGs , we had to retake the shots again and again. Actually we can go around 4:30...then it delayed till 5:30. So tiring. The teacher also acted in it and when she got NGed. She laughed in segments which is sooo funny. Then act finish then go home lo.

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2008-11-14T02:47:00.000-08:00

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A miracle happened today, guys...cry your heart out

2008-11-13T03:26:00.000-08:00

You know that I wrote on my blog earlier that that day was my most helpless day eva. Well today is also my most helpless day...only in the morning. So I am doing the idiotic mvb again and its the fucking coding again. So I was just lost, stress, pathetic, cause I don even know a thing bout coding. And all my friends have completed this assignment and I'm stuck at the beginning, doing nothing. As I just tried, and tried and the errors kept popping out. I soon started to break down as I felt teary-eyed. So when people were doing their stuff, I just went out, I swear its like nobody realised I walk out of class. And from then onwards...I cried. I muttered in my mind,why I couldn't do things right in first time, why I could not do this...just talking to myself quietly. I just cried my heart out. My sleeves were just soaked with my tears but I don care, I just had some down to earth crying for a whole ten minutes.(guys watching this posts may think I'm a sissy but I guarantee you, I may be a little wimpy...but I am definately not a sissy). So after crying, I was on a bench just doing nothing, having more talks to my conciousness, doing some soul-searching. And you know what. after that crying, I suddenly felt everything round me, the stress, the anxiety, the phobia for doing mvb was gone. I felt cheerful and just happy. As I went back to my seat, I could think of nothing, really. I just stared at the computer, took a deep breathe and I thought..."oh my god . Why am I so fucking stupid". I swear to god I almost knew what I am going to do. one after another, I was just completing code after code. And at the end of the lesson, with some of my friend's help. I just completed almost 80% of my assignment within a day...and I don even know what I'm doing earlier this morning. Its like a miracle just happened.
okay so I know guys this generation want to be tough. Guys have this thing bout crying.Guys don cry, they are sissies when they cry...but now I'm telling you. Its okay to cry. Real man do cry, but not that much, or else you will really be a sissy. And its not just for men, its applies for women too. I mean if you are almost close to your breaking point...don suck it all up, it will make it worse and you won't be able to do anything right. Just let your emotions control you for the time being and you will realise that after that you can think clearly, think straighter and do things smarter...and its proven be me!!!and before I jump to the next segment. When you cry, at least have the decency to cry in a place where there's not much people. Won't it be embarassing for you to be crying in front of the whole class in the middle of lesson?
I also think that crying makes you more energetic. You won't realise this but my friend said that I am more energetic today then other days. I think its true cause during my maths, I could know what the teacher is saying, when most lessons I was struggling to keep up and the best thing is, I help my friends remember a tricky maths question which I used my own method to do which is good. Wow I have neva felt so excited in my mvb classes before...all thanks to crying.
Okay thanks for taking your time to see my posts, I know this particular post is fucking long and you bear with it. So thank you..with the bottom of my heart. Now go cry your heart out

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stupid criminals on the news

2008-11-10T23:36:00.000-08:00

So have you read the paper yesterday? its bout this criminal, he wore a tudung(probably a malay sarong) and he smears lipstick and just went and rob a bank and of all the banks he rob, he had to rob a DBS bank...what a faggot. I mean this is so ridiculously funny. why would the person in a sarong, wears lipstick and goes to rob a bank. I think he tought that being a woman would lift his offence in crime even if he gets caught...haha. No seriously, he should know that offence for both sex are the same. Maybe he is drunk and couldn't think straight and thought he looks fashionable in a sarong. I mean can't he think of the consequences getting caught by the police crossdressing as a woman? if the man's family members are all thieves, wouldn't it be embrassing. Imagine a person's family who has a record of doing great crimes. His great-grandfather is a professional thief, steals things in the silent of the night, his grand father is a robber, stealing some helpless lady's belongings, and he managed to seduce her before he got ran away. His father sticks a gun out and shoots a few rounds in a bank and got caught while escaping with all the money he steal and what does this guy do? he wares a tudung, smears makeup and quietly go to the receptionist and tell her he has bombs in his bag. and even before he could even touch a coin from the bank the cops caught him...what a fucking letdown. So much humiliatilon from that family, from a famliy of great robbers reduced to crossdressing idiots who gets caught even before he can steal some loot. Criminals cam be stupid sometimes ya know.

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I feel so helpless today

2008-11-09T23:41:00.000-08:00

This is probably my most helpless day ever.Everything today revolves round Microsoft visual basics or mvb and computers( so frustrated with this software ). So in the morning I want to do some assignments with the mvb and so I tried to do it. At first it was okay but then when I reached the coding. (the fucking coding in mvb) so I don know how to type the code, I type what the text in my book has but still errors so I was thinking, maybe I could do the other assignments so I "saved" my work and did it. the other assignment I don know why but I could not enter into the work so frustrated I went back to do the earlier work but it states that I have not saved my work. I nearly slide off my chair. Feel so helpless. Then later and com started moving slowly, have no idea why the reaction time for the mouse is suddenly so lousy, I must click so many times before it enters into another window. So frustrated, I stopped doing it.
So I went to school on the afternoon and it was worse, we have mvb today, and we have to do coding...again. I am those people who are slowing learning. I must go along with the teacher so we are doing the coding and I got so error and I wanted to ask the teacher in charge but instead of all the teachers I got "pink panther". Not to be rude but he teaches so slowly.I think he teaches abstractly. So he takes so much time,teaching me the things I alredy know. And just now...when you do mvb there will be a tool box fixed on the left so I don have it and he is like trying to make the toolbox dock at the left side. And the coding has reached to parts which I don know alredy and he is still finding the toolbox. I was exclaiming in my mind, "OH MY GOD I AM ALREDY SO BEHIND ALREADY, STOP FINDING THE FUCKING TOOLBOX!" Maybe its my fault as I pratice politeness so I did not say anything. I mean he can at least help me do the important things like the coding at least help me say out the code if he has no idea what is happening now...not search for something that's not important at all like the fucking toolbox. So I was following what the teacher says ...until I became loss. I feel so loss because in the first place, my friends sit in front and I sit behind them so I am isolated. I can't ask them all the time, they have their things to do. And such a crappy teacher teaches me. I really feel so helpless. Whatever I do I always do wrongly. People know me...but they really don know me(sorry if its sounds too awful)and oh yeah I got 12 fucking Trojan horses in my thumb drive today...scareee!

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I hope its okay not to be thoughtful

2008-11-07T00:46:00.000-08:00

Okay so just now I went out to buy something, which was not sucessful, but this is not the point. So I was taking the MRT home and I sat on a seat. I was at Bugis then and travelling to city hall. So there was this lady seating on my right and her boyfriend was standing and they were talking, having conversations. The seat on my left was vacant and the lady was just pointing her finger across me...telling her boyfriend to seat there and he was sort of embarassed and gave her a "are you kidding me" look.She didn't even know what she did was sort of awkward to him and me and she did that for quite a long time and he was just refusing. I mean if I was her boyfriend, I would be embarassed too. I mean we are couples and you want me to sit in between some stranger and wouldn't it be very awkward to talk kinky in between a stranger, won't it be weird its like leaking your secrets to people? I was also tempted to move to my left so the two people would sit together...but I didn't I just act blur (spoiler alert). So in the end the left seat was occupied by some old man and the boyfriend eventually got a seat...next to his girlfriend, awww so sweet. I hope its okay not to be thoughful just now. what I meant is I hope what I'm doing is right.

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WI-FI connections are retarded,china is out to get people

2008-11-06T17:27:00.000-08:00

I have nothing good to blog bout today So I decided to talk bout things that make me feel so pissed and irritated.
The first thing that make me so pissed...is WI-FI connections. WI-FI which you can get connected to the world. yeah that makes me fucking pissed off. You probably don know this but I play Pokemon diamond recently and I completed the game and now its so boring. FYI, Pokemon games are fun to play before the game completes but fucking boring when it ends. So I discover bout this WI-FI connection where you trade PKMN with the world a few weeks ago and I was psyched. So I traded some PKMN for some PKMN which I can neva get forever. So its a good investment. So the pisser things comes now. I don know if the WI-FI thingy operates 24/7, but I could only link to the WI-FI only at late nights,not morning, not afternoon, not even in the evening and the funniest and strangest thing is, it can only be linked in my room...in the middle of my room. move a little here and there and the connection will be severed. So I will be in my room, sitting on my chair like an idiot. Waiting for the connection to be linked. Its so fucking retarded. And there is this game I played on my DS (professor layton) where we can download puzzles weekly and and so I was in my room and I was linking it. After a few pathetic attempts, the stupid connection still fails. and I was looking like an idiot again, swaying my DS around like a dumbass trying to get a connection...but sadly nothing happened.stupid WI-FI.
Okay the second thing that makes me irritated is china. why do they have to do such things. Firstly its the toys with poison in it,now the milk powder tainted with melamine. Its like they are out to get children. its like they are thinking that the world has so much people, let's reduce our population.Sorry this may be offensive to some people. I mean why would you put such things in milk powders. I don know whether this scandal is still on and I should be blogging bout this a few weeks ago but I heard from a source that when you put in chemicals like melamine in it, you raise something in it and it increases your profits. So why? sure you got lots of profits, but you harm so much children, so unfair for the children. I hope none of these would eva happen again

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The eleven yr old pregnant girl

2008-11-06T05:04:00.000-08:00

So its currently 9:05 when I wrote this blog so earlier I on my com and I entered in my e-mail account and then suddenly it states that I received an e-mail so I clicked on my in-box and I was wondering who would e-mail me. So I went to my in-box and someone in the name of "junhao Foo" e-mailed me. And the first thing that came onto my mind is...WHO THE FUCK IS FOO JUNHAO!!! I don even know him at all and how did he fucking get my e-mail?? I don pass around my e-mail address to people, So how the fuck did this guy get my e-mail? So I was like "oh shit, I hope my e-mail address isn't spreading round like wildfire.So I was like whatever so I checked what this stranger mailed me and it was the "the eleven yr old pregnant girl"...again. And my second thought is "OH MY GOD, NOT THAT MAIL WITH THAT BITCH AGAIN!" Its bout this person called "ofelia heras"(maybe you got this mail or something like that) and in the mail she said you have to send this mail to 24 people you know within 900 seconds, if not, you will die... So do you belive in this I don at all. I think its just a indirect way to spam. Its stupid, I think this is the rave now cause I received this mail two times alredy. The first one is from "woshijiaxin" and now from this person. I don think we should be worried.(From my country). cause I am definately not from the US and her name is probably from the US. So you think she has so muck freaking time in the world just to chase down the person who did not send her mail to 24 people till the ends of the earth? its retarded.and how will she know where her victims are? I mean they are all over america.let's say she lives in florida and her victim lives in miami, she has to take a plane to...miami,kill the person in miami...take the plane back to florida and need to go to school the next day, all in a days work.complete waste of time...unless this is her profession. And there are probably tons of people who will not send her mail and she is gonna visit that "ton of people" when they are asleep all over the world every day. you think she santa clause a? If she wants to find me cause I would definately not send her idiotic mail, she has to travel all the way to the other side of the globe and track me like a needle in a haystack...that is weird. and if I really die cause of this, I am gonna find the person I "screwed" in my earlier post.this is stupid bullshit I am gonna delete that mail away once I finished writing this post complete waste of my inbox space...and junk space

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my real birthday is today!

2008-11-05T22:47:00.000-08:00

Nov2

happy birthday to me, birthday to me happy, birthday to me...happy birthday to me. Ayup its my official birthday today.I woke from cousin's house...play "roller coaster tycoon" this game is in my mind whenever I go his house. I played till afternoon then we went out.Eat visit a place then go to vivo for the TV cause got something happened to the TV then I also brought a com monitor, cause like I said com spoil...that's what I thought.then brought a camera $50 off and we go giant to buy things.(sorry the beginning part is very crappy for me,the next part is the crucial point of this post). So it was late at almost 9 and I was fucking drowsy with so much things plastic bags with food, pillows my parents brought and the fuckingly heavy monitor I brought and so my father saw this offer to have free parking fees and since we brought so much its worth it and so we queued for a very long time, until it was our turn the receptionist said must take the receipts for some fucking reasons I did not know at that time. so we went back to our car and got all the receipts out and just went. SO tired alredy then suddenly receptionist said must have the fucking IU number(whatever that shit is) from the car and I just sank down."what the shit!" still have to get back to the car to get the fucking IU number wah lau a. So tired alredy. so no choice , have to take the number. and finally its done and we got free ride home. It better be worth it. So at home I play DS play until 12 then sleep...got the irony??

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birthdays today,I am gonna die early

2008-11-04T16:17:00.000-08:00

1 nov

Today is the "woshisim's" birthday and I have decided yesterday that since my birthday falls on the 2nd of nov, I was thinking of celebrating it at the same day as "woshisim". And another of my cousin the "woshijiaxin"(she has a blog, go look at her's. I linked her's to the post somewhere in the oct posts) was like cynical and she was like "what! you are gonna to have a birthday together with woshisim? boy you are gonna die early!" and I was like going "WHAT THE FUCK!" in my mind. Why in the freaking world would you curse your older cousin to die early...when I'm celerating my freaking birthday TODAY! So she said that you will die early if you celebrate birthday your early...so I don know, do you belive in this myth. She said her friend said it. And for that friend...SCREW YOU! I am currently probably doing a italian hand gesture to you and that isn't good (while writing this post) cause who knows? I may be dead this year because of this myth, I could be minding my own business walking on some pavement and then a piano just crashes down on me, killing me by the instance. Or I could get fucked up by some slut and got contacted with aids and die a miserable painful death at a young age or worse I may just get torn apart by a mob of blood thirsty cats which had not been fed for 3 years...okay forget the last part bout the cats(looks interesting). So if the friend gets into trouble later with something paranormal during the future, you should know who that ghost is...be afraid...be very afraid. :D

okay enough said bout that, let's continue. I go woshisim house to celebrate his and mine birthday. but mostly I come to his house just to play "rollercoaster tycoon" I love that game. Its a game where you build your very own theme park and the main attractions are the roller coasters. I suck at bulding them, but I try. I also watching the movie "BEAN" the first one not the second one. (the first one more funnier than the second one. no offence) I always like the part where Mr Bean just flips his middle finger through the streets of chicago. So fucking funny man. I just laughed and laughed. Channel 5 are pussies, they cut away that scene. Ah boo:(

the cake's chocolate. I have no picture to show the cake, forgot to take picture of it. chocolate is so freaking thick, woshijiaxin's younger brother, just said its too "chocolatety" for him and he didn''t eat it after a few bites. you are talking the most pickist eater in the family...and the most weirdest eater in their family. he hates tomatoes...but loves pizzas.I mean isn't the sauce that in the first place make pizzas...pizzas, tomatoes. And he is "prejudiced" against potatoes. he wouldn't even eat a wedge of a potato...but could eat a whole shitload of french fries and potato chips and still crave for more. uh aren't french fries and potato chips well I don know... potatoes? Is he kidding me and is he even in the right age? I thought kids like him love sweet things like chocolate and when its more chocolately, the better? is he even a kid?

while nowadays celebrating my birthday is just like celebrating chinese new year all over again. my mum gave me ang pows, her sisters's gave me ang pows...even my neighbour gave both of us angpows. So this year I got 4 red packets and the total sum was a whopping $170! like hell I neva got $170 every year during my birthday. My friend was like "talk to the hand" and he walked away...quickly when I told him I got $170. his reaction was funny, I just laughed. So I stayed at woshisim's house till the next day -to be continued-

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argh!! today is the day (maths paper), the next day is the most boring day eva!!!

2008-11-03T21:41:00.000-08:00

30oct

today is my maths paper 2. And so I am quite nervous cause I think that its gonna be hard. So I went back to "shelton internation college" and this time I know wat I am doing. prepared everything , calculator, long ruler, maths set, and I make sure that there's no potential fuckups that can embarrass me and luckily, no fuckups appeared. the paper started and I saw the first question, ah so easy algebra plus fraction, knew it and I immediately answered it without flinching. second one start to flinch alredy, not so sure correct or not but I managed to answer it third question also so easy. some very easy to me but some are just very tough to me. lucky man got so Qn I last minute then know how to answer and I am confident it is correct. So at 10:33 paper ends and I reluctantly passed it up. I don know, paper 2 looks easier than paper 1...I hope

31oct

well yesterday is the most reliving day eva cause I have finished my exams so happy! then comes today, Friday. The irony to this is that yesterday was my most relaxing,joyous day. then comes today the most freaking boring day to me. So there I was...at home doing nothing lying on bed. Com spoil read my books(comics) and was so sian, so I spend the whole afternoon playing the DS "cooking mama 2"haha, I guess boredom just sinks in. I like how the Japanese cooking housewife says "great" she slangs when she said that word, its like "glad" instead of "great" very LOL indeed. At nite go change my specs cause falling apart so I spend the night without glasses then go supermarket to shop cause tomorrow is my cousin "woshisim's" birthday so must buy things. So that's all for this day

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my maths paper 2 is fucking TOMORROW

2008-11-03T21:24:00.000-08:00

29 oct

ho my god, tml is my maths paper 2, ah so freaking idiotic very scared leh, I said to myself that I want to study a lot during the 1 week before the real exam, turns out ...I didn't study. So what to do study last minute loh...again. So on that nite, I was studying like a maniac, flipping through the math books, doing the questions and some I still don understand at all. And some, like I said, I can still remember the large chunk of shit which I didn't study at least a year...I can remember it like the back of my hand. topics like quadratic eqn, sine and cos rule, ridiculous algebra and so much more. I just noticed that I can retain things that I have learned over the years in my mind...but I can't remember things I have just learned or do like really last minute work or where in have put ten my idiotic glasses. So I hope evrything will be all right tomorrow. hope for the best

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hiking in mt faber,happy deepavail,what do cats and milipedes have in common?

2008-10-28T01:47:00.000-07:00

26oct

okay so today we went hiking. me my brother,parents, a cousin.the "woshisim"and his parent and a neighbour went to mt faber to hike.we decided to walk there since our house is located "quite" near to mt faber. And besides, my brother joined in the hike which is very rare indeed. he usually sticks in his room and almost neva comes out. So its a change and he brought his camera along in case he need to take a picture of something. Half an hour passed and he were at the foot of the mountain and we walked up.and then I saw the most peculiar dog I have eva seen. the dog is brown and quite short but the dog's fur is so big and puffy and he looks like a lion instead of a dog. So my mother talked to the person walking the dog. and then we continue our hike.

halfway to the summit, I suddenly saw a figure who looked like a cat but its actually a troop of monkeys and everyone was like looking at the monkeys. There was even a baby monkey clinging to the belly of the momma monkey. luckily brother brought the camera and he took a vid of the monkeys. So good I mean when can you actually see monkeys up close in singapore. I was a little scared though, the monkey looked like he was about to bite off my balls. Anyway we walked away and continue the hike.I try to write it short and sweet cause...who wants to heard bout my hiking trip! so bo liao!

My brother stupid one la. got camera don want to take nice picture of scenery, go and take picts of my mother's ass...and milipedes butt fucking each other!? two words...bo liao.

Aiyah enough of the trip so boring . So let's start to the next segment. HAPPY DEEPAVALI to everyone! so on the same day my parents went to yishun to visit her friend and then I saw something which is funny to me. In between a motorcycle and a car, I saw this cat lying on another cat...and that cat on top was "humping" the bottom cat. At first I did not know what the heck the cats are doing and then later I figure out have they did and I was like "oh my god cats are fucking each other!" a lot of cats are looking at them as the cat on top was spread out, eagle like on top of the the bottom cat and that cat was sort of raping the other cat in a slow and calm manner. It was freaking hilarious I just laughed and laughed. cats do it better.XD

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ah maths is today!!!!!

2008-10-27T22:41:00.000-07:00

24 oct
today is my e-maths retake paper. so stressed. So my parents dropped me to the school where I must goto retake my paper "shelton international college".Once I entered the building,I immediately went to studyfor my paper.then when I saw all the students moving up, I was like "oh crap its time?",So I went up. I couldn't find my seat and I was like freaking out.Eventually I found my seat and I settled down. hey cutme some slack la first time retaking loh.Very sua ku a. So I sat on my seat...in the middle of the classroom and the paper started, I flipped open the pages and I was like " kay I can manage to do some of the questions, sort of "easy". I really don know the topics like "histogram" and the formula of finding the number of sides of the figure and the degree of angles of one angle of a figure. I did not study the"histogram" while I forgot the latter. got some I know but some I just guess only. I am happy with any mark I got cause in the first place, I did not study that much leh. and besides I counted the questions I left out, bout 12 to 13 marks(not counting the questions I did wrongly, hope there's minimum mistakes). As I figited around the classroom,the people were doing the paper, no one is sleeping at all, cause last
timeat my O levels, so many students were sleeping after they finished their paper. now they learned their lesson alredy. I think I am screwed for this paper so I can only depend on my paper 2 loh. I don think I want to retake next year if I failed this year's paper.Cause in the first place, the purpose for people to retake is to quickly go to poly. Since ITE only two yearsand I will be doing my second year soon what for retake? It beats the purpose. And besides this is the last years we are doing the old syllable for maths. next yearis the new syllable alredy. though got calculator for paper 1, this shows that paper will be hard...paper
2...don even ask. and Its cost $100 to retake... you think I so much money ah? so after that I went vivo and go walk walk loh.hope I can pass maths

Wah! can blog again at last!

2008-10-27T22:15:00.000-07:00

sorry My com monitor spoil. this is from school one la. my com still spoil.
so much things to say, so little time to write down.okay la let's start from oct 23

oct 23
wah cow a! tml is my O levels maths retake exam. Ah so nervous. just like the exams I told you all in the earlier posts, I didn't study for this exam too. but it doesn't matter. I can remember most of the maths. My brain is weird, I mean I can remember most of the maths, the methods of the maths when I didn't even study for almost a year when I can't even remember where I put my glasses. I know the maths...so I think I just refresh my mind la. I hope the maths is easy... stupid maths. lucky this year the maths,paper 1 is one week before the paper 2...so fucking good.then our year leh...paper 1 nxt year then paper 2...tmd. I really wish this year's maths is easy...so wish me luck.(probably too late)

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talking blogger plant,scold fuck you to your plants

2008-10-22T02:26:00.014-07:00

If you got the "my paper" today, you would probably have seen this article(article on top). I don know whether this true of false. But there is a first plant Bogger in the world! yup your eyes did not fool you at all. A plant is actually blogging! okay in the first place if you see this post and you want to see this plant's blog, don't ask me for the link. I have no freaking idea what his or her blog's address is. and plant's name is "Midori-San" And I had no fucking idea what kinda type of plant this midori is (she has leaves shaped like a heart), ( if the plant is watching this post...sorry). actually the plant isn't blogging at all, it just has a sensor attached to it and the computer translates the (oh its a sweet heart plant...neva heard of that type of plant before) electrical signals and translates it to the post. Wow I know that animals have souls and all those thingys...but I didn't know plants have it too. So I asked my friends bout this article and they all said its fake. who knows maybe someone wants to blog but isn't brave enough to do it. So he posted as a plant and blogged. So you all think this is real? part of my brain is thinking "nay this is absolutely fake" and the other part of my brain is thinking "technology is fucking insane nowadays." I mean how to make a plant talk?this is ridiculously unbeliveable. people invent new stuff everyday...this is quite plausible...but its fuckingly weird I tell ya.
If you have a plant and you want it to grow better. you can actually give it music and it will grow much better.and its proven. I saw this show in the discovery channel where people are finding out whether music makes plants grow better. and its astounding. you can give your plant any verbal language, classical, pop...even vulgar language. So you can just scold "fuck you" to the plant and it will grow magnificently, that's only for the plant...if its me I will smack the person's head.So what you can do is you can record your words and play it like a broken record so it will be like "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and the plant will be like "yessh yessh more fucking, I want to be called a fuck!" yep you heard from me. Scold "fuck you" to your plants, they will grow up shitly quick.

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damn it should have putten in "all rights reserved"

2008-10-21T04:40:00.000-07:00

you know the quiz I wrote. yeah the one to satisfy my brain. turns outs people are "stealing" my ideas. idiot la. so stupid ccopy mine. who else? my cousins la write stupid questions. should have write "all rights reserves" lo, so stupid me.idiot la! if you want to answer their quiz, go to the post which I put in all my links and click the second and third blogs and you can answer them stupid la.
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what I did just now(the pussy in me came out and I was busted)

2008-10-21T03:25:00.000-07:00

okay I'm a surveyor. surveying people...youths. so this surveying thing is all over...but its not the end. in fact it has gone onto the net. the person in charge sent all the surveyors(including me) a softcopy of the survey so we can give it to our friends to do it so just now I sent an sms to my old friends to get their e-mails...so I got some and the computer won't fucking start at all! "oh not again!" I screamed. happened quite a lot of time alredy. so I was like screaming like a pussy just shouting like a pontianak! really leh...I remenbered hearing myself just now." and I was shouting into the air."stupid bitch computer won't fucking start! start now you son of a bitch...fucking start now!" I think that was how I reacted. imagine a pontianak screaming in front of an unconcious computer!(I feel like the angry german kid) so I was ranting amd raving like a screechy little bitch when I saw an ominous shadow lurking in the darkness(it was raining that time and I did not turn on the lights) and I took a closer look and I was thinking "oh...shit busted." My mum stared at me as though I came from another planet and she said "what's wrong with you?" and I just smiled at her stupidly. SO I explained the reason I screamed like a pussy.lol to myself.them eventually the computer started(thank god!) and I sent the surveys to my friends yay I guess

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freaky vid I saw last friday, terrorists are fucked up

2008-10-19T19:00:00.000-07:00

From the same website that brought me "chocolate eaters", "motherfuckers" and "c...ed" comes another vid which I think its stupid yet freaky at the same time.
this vid isn't like the first three vids I once blogged bout.Its quite sad and chaotic. So let's just call this vid "stupidity leads to chaos"or "sltc" for short. Unlike the other vids, I decided to explain what "sltc" is cause I think its quite difficult to explain it indirectly. So I think in the first place, it gives you a question "if you see a discarded bag in a third world country, what will you do." sort of like that. then I forgot what the other questions are. then the vid shows. and the vid starts, showing a bag in the middle of the streets in I think in one of the countries in the middle east. there's this guy.I don know whether he's a bomb squader or just a tourist or a passer-by...I think he's a passer-by cause he wearing civilian clothes looking into the bag and when I saw that, I knew that something really really bad is bout to happen. And whats worse, onlookers just "flock" round him and I was exclaiming "what the hell are all of you people fucking doing!" in my mind. Then suddenly...everything just came flying in the air, debris,dirt,dust...everything and people were screaming and shouting and grieving and the guy who checked the bag...what da you think? this really uses the phrase "curiousity kills the cat". I mean what are those people thinking. why do they have to crowd round the person to see what inside the bag? you think there's gold inside the bag? and in the first place why must the person check the bag? the world is so chaotic now,anything may be a bomb. who knows maybe the person next to you is a bomb. and before you know it..."boom bang bomb " its goes off and you realise. that your friend is actually a robot build to explode in front of your face and before you know it, you might be in heaven. (okay sorry I swayed too far from the topic).I feel sorry for the guy, if the person is a bomb squader...at least its his job and he died with a purpose while checking a bag during a search in the city...but what if he's a tourist or an innocent passer-by? you travel to this country just so to get blown up by a bomb? that is just so sad. imagine the loves ones of the deceased...I fill so pissed off for terrorists.why do they have to ruin peoples lives everyday? sickens me so its like they have nothing better to do everyday and they have to bomb someone up. this is stupid shit I tell you.

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Happy belated birthday to me, events in my school and things from the radio

2008-10-16T01:08:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to me,happy birthday to me,happy belated birthday to meeee...happy birthday to me! No lah just my lunar birthday two days ago which is on a tuesday. heck I didn't even know my "lunar birthday" is that day...till my mum told me.
okay before I start, I would like to leave this part to the girl I accidentally bumped into on the bus yesterday. you see you were talking to your friend that time so I thought I just walk on to the top deck quickly...who knew you would walk next to me and I was trying my best not to bump into you...but I did. If you are the girl on bus "14" who said something probably like"hai yo! gentleman leh!"...YEAH IT'S YOU! the person who said I wasn't "gentlemanly" enough. Fine I will be the gentleman and say "sorry" from the bottom of my heart. Okey . And besides I like people like you. you say what you mean, whether its right or wrong...not hinting anything hor.
So I got my timetable for this semester and I could say "yippee!"I hate tuesdays, from fucking 8 o clock to fucking 5 thirty! its so fuckingly, ridiculously long. TMD leh. And I have to do stupid maths all over again. Fridays are the best cause I don have to fucking go to the school that day! A whole free day for day "whoopee!" So its means I don have to go to school every friday this whole semester.REJOICED. This whole week is exceptionally crazy when it comes to my friends. My friend. I don know why maybe he went to train during the holidays to become a comedian...
is so funny when he cracks up jokes these few days. So in the first place, I have another friend, she loves pink. So let's just call her "pink gal". And there's another teacher, male whom the students in my class always calls him the "pink panther" cause he always wear a pink shirt whenever he steps into my class. And suddenly for no apparent reason he starts joking that "pink gal" is her father or something like that and he jokes around "pink panther" and "pink gal" and the rest of us was like laughing our shit out. he is just so ridiculous this week. I would like to tell you all the faggot jokes he made but I don think it will be funny if I wrote it down on the post.

have you listened to the radio channel "972" before. they always have the programme "972 morning call" every morning. And whenever I go to school on by daddy's car I will listen to this programme. So basically this programme is hosted by "marcus chin"chen jian bin and his "sidekick"chen bi yu. I think she is called "lulu tan" or something like that. so what they do is they prank people who had their birthdays on that morning or just belated birthdays. or people who are getting married, they just prank them. then they wish them a happy birthday or a sucessful wedding. chen jian bin always do the dirty work. So I want to write bout a call they made which is I think its the funniest or the most peculiar call made. So there was this lady,who she had a birthday today so chen jian bin was doing his usual pranking. and he told the lady that she won a trip to "hainan dao" and she was like "yeah so? I have went to hainan dao so many times alredy, why would I freaking need to go to hainan dao anyway." yes she is that uninterested she's like "um...ah...ah ha". then after pranking, chen jian bin told her that its her birthday and I thought she will react but no and he told her there's no trip and after talking to her after a long time. She kept talking and pestering him bout the trip to hainan dao. And my parents were like laughing out loud, she thought the trip was real till the end even when chen jian bin already said there's no trip! hahaha lol
So this was what happened to me during this three days I wasn't around blogging

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school reopens! pt2(damn it! I FUCKING HATE MATHS!)

2008-10-13T03:56:00.000-07:00

So I went to school round 1 in the afternoon and the timetables all changed. So we had lessons till 5 but the next is gonna be a pain in the ass. whoa lao a, from 8am till 5.30pm so fucking retarded! and also got frigging maths leh! you all have heard of E maths, A maths, but have you heard of C maths before? I mean you can't escape from maths evaaaaaaaaa!!! Its maths here and maths there. Maths make me maaaadd! Come to think of it why is maths sooooo important in singapore? Imean its even more important than english! If you score at least a D7 in english, you still can enter into quite some courses. but if you fail maths, even for a D7, you go nowhere...that's how I ended up in ITE...stupid maths. All right back to the topic. Tml sooo long. just now the teach was so fast when teaching her lessons. I also checked my test results and I got a 2.5 out of 4 points GPA...a pretty good alredy haw. considering that I only really studied at the eve of the exam.like I told everyone, I slack a lot this year...Hiya...seeing Tml's timetable, I guess gonna be a bad semester I can swear in my heart.

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school reopens!

2008-10-12T20:34:00.000-07:00

So sian,school reopens today after a month of holidays! Cannot sleep late ...that's what I thought. So today I woke up at 7 and I thought school starts at 8. So when I got there, I don see any of my classmates anywhere so I called my friend and she said "oh class is at 1 today" and at first I was like "oh" then later I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I'm the only idiot in my class that went to school at frigging 8 in the morning. So it was round 8.10 and I was like "what the heck" so I went home. well what do you expect? I have to wait 5 fucking hours before class really starts and besides I need to shit and I would rather go home and crap(I rarely pooped at my school's toilet anyway)...so I went home and I also have to check my exam results. So I went home, I wanted to check but I had no idea why I can't check my results at all so gotta ask my friends how to do it. And when I checked my account on my school's website, I couldn't even find the timetable on the specific classes...So that's why I came at fucking 8 in the morning.

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(the date is all fucked up, ignore the date. who goes to school on a fucking sunday anyway?)

something to tell you

2008-10-10T02:05:00.000-07:00

Okay so I'm a comments freak. I love hearing peoples comments to anything good or bad ( it better be good) so when I started this blog. and I did so much posts alredy and I was like "whaaaaaaaaaat" why doesn't anyone commented on me? I mean I know that a handful of people are watching my posts and how can they not comment. I mean I already stated-please comment- alredy...so just to let you know I entered some tabs and discovered that my comment box (or whatever you call that) only meant for registered users and not anyone. So to let you all know, I clicked it to "anonymous"so I think that anyone can comment. just to let you know too, I'm not those crazy bastards that forces people to comment so don get me wrong for this post.this post sis written to let you know that you can now freely comment on my blog ; )

and like I always said...-please comment-okey??

A stupid quiz I made up, my brain is weird sometimes

2008-10-09T20:50:00.000-07:00

I had no idea why my brain would do such a thing. So this is a quiz from me bout the things and embrassing things that happened in my life in a form of a quiz . don worry I won reveal any of my personal information to anyone.I am probably the only idiot in the blogger world to do this. So without further ado. let me write down the questions!(questions 4 and 5 are fucking embarrasing for me hope this comes out well)

Qn1)WHAT IS MY DREAM JOB?
A)WRITER
B)NAVY OFFICER
C)TEACHER
D)GIGGOLO

Qn2)IF I WANT TO OWN A PET, WHAT WOULD I WANT?
A)HAMSTER
B)ORANGE TABBY CATS
C)GOLDEN RETRIVER
D)PYTHON

Qn3)WHAT IS MY CCA IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL?
A)NPCC
B)CHOIR
C)DRAMA CLUB
D)KARATE

Qn4)TRUE OR FALSE? I ONCE THOUGH "DUREX" WAS A SWEET

Qn5)TRUE OR FALSE? I WATCHED MY FIRST PORN VIDEO WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SIX(GRASP)that's six grade for people who are puzzled as in what's primary six

OK you may just answer that quiz in your mind or you could write the answers down as a comment to this post. This is just to satisfy my brain .(answers are in the post below" the answers!! ",or the link "answers")

The Answers!!

2008-10-09T20:40:00.000-07:00

The answers to my quizzz!

1)A ,writer(If you choose the answer "d"...fuck you!)

2)C ,golden retriver(haha for those people who knows me and probably thought I said "B" XP)

3)B ,choir(gotta be the next singing sensation!!!...not)HELL WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE KARATE IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL!

4)Ayup,its TRUE...I was a huge fan of strawberry flavoured sweets when I was young

5)(Shockingly)TRUE, yes I know. I had no fucking idea what they are doing at that time,too young and inoccent. lotas squeezing and ejecting though...whipped cream lah! wat you thinking dirty minded people.

yesterday my father's birthday (pt 2)

2008-10-08T20:11:00.000-07:00

Okay lets talk bout something shocking yesterday during my father's birthday. Okay so we are at the third floor of vivo taking the lift down and there was this guy with a baby in a stroller. my mum, which has a thing with babies, started talking baby to him or her( she always does that whenever she sees a baby).As I was feeling embrassed for my mother, the lift reached the first floor and a group of women entered the lift. one of the woman was also attracted to the baby except she did it more extreme then my mum.she squatted in front of the baby and she began stroke the baby, playing with the baby, talking baby language to him or her so we assumed that woman and the man are couples, married with this child...when the lift reached B1 and everyone went out and the man walk left while the woman walked right! they just splited up when they reached the junction. So they are complete strangers! holy shit! that woman just stroke someone's baby...even my mum wouldn't do something like that. My parents and I were just completly stunned from that incident we were puzzled and I was like "what the fuck?"...So anyways we went for dinner
Kay for dinner we had steamboat!we went to anchorpoint with my brother to have the steamboat. well I coud say something. anchorpoint has tons of delicious food. So we have steamboat and it was $26 and the ingredients was just so much. They have everything sotong, prawns, meat, fried chicken, tons of veggies you name it. Except for one thing. there's no fishballs at all in the whole entire fucking plate of items...I was like "WHAT!" You can't have fucking steamboat without fucking fishballs!you can't go wrong with fishballs. what's a steamboat without fishballs. you can't have this shit without fishballs I mean they are the basic ingredients in a steamboat and the whole platter doesn't have a fucking fishball in it...its so retarded...sorry I just love fishballs. just venting off my frustrations for those fuckingggg fishballs. They seperate the soup between herbal and spicy sauce. I don like spicy sauce cause I ate it before and its hot and oily and sort of nauseating. So I took the herbal soup and it was bitter. I also scooped up a piece of something which I had no fucking idea what that is( I thought it was fish ) so I took a bite and it was horrendously bitter! cousins that know me knows that when I eat extemely bitter stuff, I squirm and swivel like a pussy and I was squirming and swiveling like a pussy that nite and soon I realised that it was a chinese herb...lousy ingredients, like I said, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH FREAKING FISHBALLS!
lets see...my brother's colleague and boss went to the same kopitiam to eat and he was like waving like a faggot to them and it took quite a long time for them to notice him cause they were facing the "pizza pazza" store. So my brother was like waving to them in circles trying to catch their attention for like the whole two minutes... Until they saw him(its bout time). mum was looking embarrasseed but he didn't care. SO brother joined them for a while and they talked while we ate...stupid.So anyways we left just when his colleagues left. So we went home lah what you expect? by the way his boss quite chio. XD

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yesterday my father's birthday(part 1)

2008-10-08T19:25:00.000-07:00

So my father's birthday was yesterday so that's why I didn't write a post. . My parents and I went out the whole day, shopping and eating and shopping and eating. Okay so lets start in the afternoon where we had lunch. Since we want to eat something special on his birthday. we decided to eat pizza...so we went anchorpoint to eat pizza. the stall is called "pizza pazza" and the name of that store suggestes it all. they sell wonderful pizzas. especially the chicken pizza. And furthermore it sells in the kopitiam and when I fist heard of it I was like. "whut. people sell pizzas in the kopitiam? wow" and at food court price of $13 to $15.I think its worth it. So you heard from me..."pizza pazza"...anchorpoint and vivocity too (also in the food court)they sell delicious italian food too.FYI
So after eating the pizza we shop at anchorpoint abd mum brought this hand bag but it doesn't look like a handbag. I brought a wallet as the wallet I brought a few months ago was in bad shape, father did not buy anything. later we went vivo. to do some TV hunting. my parents have been hunting down a TV for like the past few weeks and was unsucessful and they decided to try it in vivo. So while they hunt for their TV. I "hunted" for some games.I played some PSP games and some DS games. And I want to download the DS game called "dragblade" or something like that. looks fun to play...but the website I frequently downloaded games suddenly became forbidden...lousy website! after a very long time. yeessh! the TV hunting was successful. Its kinda funny though. at first my parents budget for buying the TV was $800...then suddenly it rose to $1100...then $1600 and finally...$2000 over dollars. but it is gonna be over 40 inches...At least its big.we can get the TV next month. so yay I think.
After that we went to buy clothes. So we enter the shop and boy the items there are fuckingly expensive. I saw this shirt, which is totally black,everywhere. No designs at all, not even a logo and it sells for $36. I was like "what the fuck! I could have just dump a plain T-shirt into a bucket of black paint and sell that shirt for $36!" I mean the prices are just so ridiculousy ridiculous. I also saw this shirt. rainbow coloured and it sells for $56... Oh come on, you spend $56 looking like a rainbow? but in the end I brought something from the store(yes I know) but mum's paying it and the shirt was comfy though. mum wanted to buy a skirt but dad just said no. dang it feels as though this was my birthday

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sometimes utube is weird and a pregnant man

2008-10-06T04:58:00.000-07:00

So I browsed utube yesterday and since I'm a member of utube,they give me recommended vids. there are two vids and the first one is breastfeeding...Now why do I fucking need to watch a baby suckling to a woman's c-cupped breast sucking up breast milk?firstly I'm a guy and I don have breast so I don need to learn how to breast feed and secondly, I am definately not gonna give birth to babies...that's until I saw the second vid recommended to me.

Dude wicked, someone male in the world is actually pregnant!!!cool. So this guy,probably an ABC(american born chinese) is 4 months old with a baby in his belly! this video is an extract from a documentery. and that guy probably gave birth alredy. Finally a guy who gave birth. I mean how many males in the world wants to give birth...let alone thinking bout giving birth. So this guy Mr lee ming wei wanted to literally experience the pains and joys of having a baby. So he did an operation. Wow people would go to extremes to satisfy their desires. And I am also wondering bout something. does it hurt.I mean women have the right "tools "to give birth, not men. And I read the comments on the website. http://www.malepregnancy.com/, and the comments are very,very different. there are hate comments like that person is going to hell. he has done an evil deed. and on the other hand, there are comments that supports his pregnancy. So I was wondering whats your view on male pregnancy. I'm not against or into this practice but the haters have a point that pretty much makes sense. in the first place, this is an experiment for males to have babies. And when the child is born. he or she is sort of "special" but the child is just a test result. Won't it be so sad. if the child discovers that he or she is just a experiment for science. the child will get bullied or teased or get isolated won't it be sad. that poor child. but nevertheless.its kinda interesting to get males pregnant. I also feel that everyone should experience the joys of motherhood. well I may not want to get pregnant though. And I can predict that in the future, there will be more males waning to get pregnant...the thought of that fucking freaks me out.

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I hate the singapore contests!

2008-10-06T02:06:00.000-07:00

H've you seen the superband grand finals yesterday? well I watched it with my mum cause she force me to. If she did not force me to...I would not watch it. And the winner is the rabbits, "tu zi". yay,rabbits rock! but seriously I think these talent shows in singapore just don cut it. cause in the first place. the people vote for the contestants. and the vote costs 60 cents per call...60 fucking cents! its so expensive! my mother said that the produces areusing the contestants to earn money and I totally agreed with her. whats worse, the more people in the group, the more friends they have and the more they can vote for their team. this is so unfair to people who have fewer people in their group. and its so unfair for people who have so much talent but get ousted quickly in the show because there's nobody voting for them. for example the singapore idol, mathilda D Silva I think. She has so much talent and before you knew it, she got voted out before you can say "oh my fucking god she GOT FUCKING VOTED OUT!" And another example is the person called "Victor Tang" in "live the dream". I never watched the whole series but "ken lim" said he is probably the worst contestant to make it to the finals, that's what I read.So how can a person like that ever enter into the finals?because of votes. And besides I don think that people excluding the fan club people would vote. Vote for what, you are just gonna waste your 60 cents in the end. I neva voted before in my entire life (except for once) and they contestant didn't even enter into the next round. Stupid lousy pish-posh! wasted my 60 cents for nothing. and I think the contestants will take this situation for granted. why pratice so much when all your friends are voting for you and you can guarantee a spot in the next round?I don think they pratice enough though.
and what I hate bout singapore contest is the audience.If you are coming to support your fellow friends, at least have the decency to scream as loud as you can, it will give your friends the confidence and they will perform twice as much better. When I was watching TV yesterday when the teams were just screaming their lungs out and almost close to no sound appeared from the audience. Oh come on they have to sing four songs, you only need to vote...at least scream as loud as you can. then the performers will be singing louder and louder to compete with the audience. this is how superbands should be I think.
And to close up this post, I shall tell you how I can improve the competition if I am the producer. If I am the producer of any competition show. I would care about the contestants future and not care bout money.I will only let the judges vote till the end cause they know which teams are better and every team will be trying their best. Until the final three or four teams have been chosen, where all the teams are the best of the best, then I will allow voting. the voting will be 10 to 20 cents. so more votes can be taken in. And since all the teams are the best of the best. their performance will surely rock the whole stage. and the competition will be so intense.and besides everyone can save up money to vote.

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this world is fucking sick!!!!!!

2008-10-03T02:26:00.000-07:00

If you have seen this blog "two vids that are pretty much fucked up". And thought that how low can the people go...they can.
SO let me tell you something bout the vid I have seen a few days ago, let's just call that video "C...ed". I know this vid through utube cause people are doind the reaction videos to it and they screamed a hell lot. So I though, "what the heck" and I saw it and let me tell you this...THAT IS THE MOST SICKEST SHIT I HAVE EVERRRRRR SEEN,AND WILL BE THE ONLY SICKEST SHIT I WILL EVA SEE! I can't even describe what I saw. Words can't even express this kind of faggoted activity. At first I though the person in that vid was just doing some circumcision...(if you know what that word is, you probably got the whole concept) until I saw the most gorest parts i have ever seen in my 17 and a half years of my life! He did something to "it" and when he did it, I just threw myself out of my room. I was watching the rest of the vid while hanging on to the doorframe, gagging like shit and I was like "oh no, please don't. oh my fucking god are you really shitting me!?".C...ed is the shit. it is so fucking disgusting that when I saw it the second time,(I have no idea why). I still react the same way I did the first time. the way he tied the object, the way he chops the object off, the way he squeezes that motherfucker out. Worse I even heard that this activity was a sport as though it was an olympics!and those people would get a gold silver bronze out of it...Oh fuck those people. those people will be burning in hell. I would rather see girls doing this and that into a cup then to see that ever again. If you know what I'm saying but you haven't saw it yet, I really urged you to NOT see that vid...even if you are a girl. Guys, don even think of seeing it

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People nowadays are just pussies and fuckers...and psychotic

write-outs to the other blogs I know

2008-10-01T21:20:00.000-07:00

Okay so I don know why I can't link to other peoples blog so I will just write-out the other blogs I know

http://www.woshisim.blogspot.com/
http://www.woshijiaxin.blogspot.com/
http://www.loveszhenyi.blogspot.com/
http://www.serenesweet.blogspot.com/

hey wa da ya know? it turned into links. so enjoy looking into their blogs(click the first one! click the first one! he read my blog bout the cat story and I was psyched!)Also to be updated :)

Probably the most shortest blog I will ever write

2008-10-01T20:47:00.000-07:00

So someone suggested I wrote a shorter blog cause the blogs I wrote are so FUCKING LONG. like its gonna kill me if I wrote a very long blog. so I don know this will probably the only blog that will be short(this pragraph is not counted in the blog!)real blog below.

haha...hehe..fuck off...good bye!

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crazy names from hongkongners and special names

2008-09-29T20:46:00.000-07:00

So I read 8days yesterday and it was the name rating issue. it was so funny especially an article in that issue bout people in hongkong naming themselves ridiculous names. come to think of it, did you realise that the most ridiculous names comes from hongkong? why do they name themselves names like "chlorophyll" or "mosquito"?.Is it because their skin colour is green and they make food from sunlight or do they suck blood from people?
weird yet funny names includes,( I shall explain them one by one )" pubic "(you should probably know what this is), then comes this name( actually this name isn't weird or funny, but this person clearly does not know what in stall for him) okay his surname is "ho", and his english name is "mega". Put them together and it becomes "mega ho". If you don know what a ho is... its a hooker or a prostitude for short. So what he is trying to tell you is that he is the biggest hooker in the world...I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OUT! and the next name is even more funnier...its called "pussy"I too fucking laughed my ass out. I mean why are you scolding yr own self? the girl thought it was called "cat" but luckily she did not know the other defination for that word. she will be crushed. I could imagine if she went to america to audition for american idol. and simon will be like. "okay tell me your name." and the girl will be saying ," okay my name is "pussy ___" and paula and randy will be laughing their shit out. and when she left the room. all the three judges will be laughing their ass off. and imagine if she got to the finals. and Ryan will be like " let's give it up for pussy ___" and instead of cheering, it will be non-stop laughing I can bet. There's another guy's name called "hymen". At first I thought it was an okay name...until I checked the dictionary... If you don hnow what hymen is ... its actually the inner skin of the VAGINA closing up the gap (in another way its the skin that seals the women's vagina before she breaks her virginity. I bursted out a blast of of air after I saw that defination and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK! why does this guy want to name himself a part from a vagina?this is so fucking funny!". okay enough from hong kong, weird names comes from all over the world too.
Okay this few names I swear that this is true(because 8days swore this is true!) this name is in hongkong. its called "Abcd" or " absody"( talk bout knowing your alphabets). then there's another name from HK called "curry". (his parents must love curry so much ). and boy you do love HK for naming the weirdest names the next name is called "finger" (really this is the name). let's just hope that he or she isn't the middle child of five siblings. in china there's a name called "itchy" ( is he always itching around?). the next name is in our homeland singapore called "jujube". (does his or her parents loves red dates so much, they called her jujube?). also from singapore is the name "qwerty".( I think the parents don have have any creativity and then they just stared at the keyboard one day and found this "qwerty" on the keyboard stare at your keyboard and you will easily spot this "qwerty", this must be the most ridiculoue singaporean name ever!)and also in singapore a name called "suparman"(hey I know this name. A student in my previous school had this name. looks like he loves superheroes cause his name is called "batman bin suparman. "really...seriously") and in thailand there's a name called "tiramisu" ( must love tiramisu) there are more names but I don want to explain it all.
I may not have a english name but who knows I may get one someday. If I had a kid. I would love to called him or her a ridiculous name too haha...

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F1, the amazing race and how to lose weight

2008-09-28T21:23:00.000-07:00

have you seen the Fl yesterday?do you like it? well I sort of maybe.I mean why watch bout 20 cars just zoop pass your face when you can watch it on TV? If you have went there, you probably would have just smelled the exhaust gas from the racecars and it will probably be very fucking noisy there. I rarely see grand prixs but...this round is in FUCKING singapore! So what the heck I watched it and it was fabulous! the drama, the anxiety, the way the race turned out. it was just spectauclar. the car which just drove off with the fuel hose still attached to it ( I think ot was massa) I think it was karma. who would knew that he came from first to almost last. (imagine the people who betted on him, they would just tear their tickets on the spot).you know what woud be ridiculously funny. If Massa won that that race and a person who thought it would be impossible for massa to win and he tear that winning ticket. I will try to do a renactment.
So this person saw that massa was last and he's like " OH FUCKING SHIT HE'S LAST!! BECAUSE HE HAD HIS STUPID HOSE STUCK ON! THIS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!" Then he shredded the ticket in pieces out of anger and then the commentator said " this just in, massa turned the tables and won the whole grand prix!!!!" and the person would stare at the flurry of a once winning ticket and he will be muttering something like."Oh......ffffuck"
I forgot who won the race but he was from the 15th spot and he jump immeadiately to the 1st place! talk about the damnest of luck. that was fucking super lucky for him.
so after 4 years I heard that singapore is hosting another grand prix. so good luck thats all I could say.
the amazing race starts todays yeah!!! I love the amazing race more than survivor. I've seen the first episode in the morning and they have the usual couples, friends, husband and wife and elderlies. I don know why but I always support elderly people in the amazing race... want them to win. SO its a pity the elderly group got eliminated in the first episode and besides, THEY ARE BEE KEEPERS! I know its stupid. I would love to see the next few episodes of the amazing race! and by the way if you are fat and want to lose weight, go drive a racecar you shed off the kilos after a race...that's unless you don crash and burn

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things that fucking piss me off

2008-09-26T04:46:00.001-07:00

okay there are so many things that piss me off...well not really. But there are some things that's really freaking annoying to me.

I hate people who are hypocrites, those people who talks sweet things to you then stabs you in the back. Well I don think anyone ever backstabed me before...but I do hate them. Fuck you all hypocrites!

Secondly I hate those juniors that don respect me as a senior...Imean they treat me like some stupid idiot. Especially the one person which I think is the most, irritating,annoying(not to mention slutty) person I have ever met. He just won't shut his mouth up when he sees me. I always feel disturbed and disgusted when I heard him talking shit to me. it clearly means something to me, this person dosen't respect me at all, not just as a senior...but as an individual too. that's why when I see him, It wil be like "oh god, its that person again" he is that irritating.another person which is younger than me which I don like much also does not respect me at all. Well he talks like he is some big shot and probalby looks downs on me, always treats me like some small guy. I don even like him at all. so fuck both of them!

okay so the third person I hate is this person I work with before. that person is so bitchy and annoying. So whenever he scolds me(for no apparent reason) I always scold that person bitch. its like whenever I am talking to my friend bout stuff and like out of the blue that peraon will be bitching in front of my face and I will be like muttering bitch to him everyday. SO FUCKING annoying!... this world is filled with bitches and basturds!

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the two vids that's pretty much fucked up

2008-09-24T00:14:00.000-07:00

Wah long time no write blog alredy!!!
Ok today I'm gonna discuss bout the vids that I saw last friday... lets just call the first vid "chocolate eaters" . Okay last thursday I am surfing utube and I saw a vid in fluffee talks bout this show and it was ebtitled " "chocolate eaters" is for pansies"( if you watched this vid already you shold know wat I'm talking bout) and I watched fluffee and probably his friends gagged and cussed at this "chocolate eaters" vid and this really made me want to look at this vid. the next day... I watched it. So at first I thought it was some bad-ass porn vid and I didn't want to look at it so I took my pillow and tried to block my sight as I was scared but I still want to look at it. at first it was a little porny... then the later parts are all fucked up. I mean that vid was worser than bad-ass porn! I mean if it was porn, the guys will be horny but this video just was too degrading.
Okay so after I watched this vid, I when back to utube and watched the reactions of the people who watched"chocolate eaters" are hilarious they were like screaming like bitches and pussies or they will laugh until they cry or they gagged. kinda funny cause in the first place if you watch it you will feel disgusted... but if you watch other people seeing this video, its fucking hilarious!
Ok! if you thought that was the end there's more, let's just call the second vid "motherfuckers". SO in the midst of the people's reactions for " chocolate eaters", there are also some vids bout people reactions whan seeing "motherfuckers"so I watched the reacations and it gets worse. so I too watched it and I coud say that...THAT WAS FUCKING WORSE THAN "CHOCOLATE EATERS"! and I was like " how the fuck can people think of such things and worse post it as a video? this is so idiotic." It is so degrading for the world now and these motherfuckers had to be included on to the world's sad plight? ( if you don't know wat I'm saying... me neither). If you know these videos but have not seen it, I urged you not to see it because why? your eyes will cry out blood!

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if you want to see these videos than I had no choice. the videos are.........................................................................................don't tell you leh

Fucking scared yesterday!!!!!

2008-09-17T22:10:00.000-07:00

so it was yesterday nite when I was at home and my brother came home and he was like talking to me because I was asking him about some game thing. so he was like " you know why? its because you do not have the rigth OS installed...Oh my god! what happened to your eye?its all red!" So I thought that was just a sore eye nothing special well heck I get sore eyes most of the time. So I checked myself in the mirror and I soon knew what he is talking bout. A blackish, red stain covered part of the cornea! and I was like "what the fuck!" and I was freaking out. And I was like "mum I'm going blind"and I was scared because i have not got blood in my eyes before.So my father massaged my leg at the places my eyes corresponds and my eyes and they hurt like hell. It was as though he pinched into my bone and flesh and I was like fucking screaming "oh god just kill me! just kill me!" So what to do, I had no choice but to scream like a pussy. and so we had this radiating semi-dome in our home and i was just "what the heck and I just rested and I clearly seeing double vision and I freak out again. And in the end, I slept with a bloody eye.
The next day ( which is today ) I went to doctor, the doctor says its just a rupture of a blood vessle in the eye and it will recover in a few days and I was like "thank god". I thought I was blind for a moment....I won't mind wearing an eye patch foreva, that will be cool!=)

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things that pisses me off...in pokemonDnP(diamond and pearl)

2008-09-15T20:02:00.000-07:00

So I know that people seeing this blog will be saying "kupo,you are probably too big to be watching this show" but just to let you know I don care bout this, I just want to voice my opinion bout this show.
So this is the, I don know...maybe the tenth season of pokemon. where ash enter the sinnoh league. So what I like this season is that it is more"darker" then the past nine seasons and probably more better than the hoenn region and battle frontier series which is more "happy go luckier" . Why? because the past few series, the storyline is so predictable, you would know what the characters are thinking, you probably know what they are gonna do, but there are some emotional parts thought. the sinnoh league series is much better I think because Even though the storyline is pretty much predictable. but this time there's an extra punch in it, there are lots of twist and turns which make a whole lota difference in this series than the other ones. So enough said bout the good things in this series, let me discuss the things that pisses me off in pokemon D n P
The characters pisses me off a lot. Especially the new rival...named "Paul". He's like the most ham-sup character in all the entire seasons added together. No offence but I like his battle style, the way he pwns ash's ass in pokemon battles and the way he treats pokemon, I mean thats what we do when we play PKMN. we either release weak pokemon or ignore them completly. So he's just like an ordinary trainer,but this guy really have some issues. there's one episode where he fight's ash and he was like saying," oh you are pathetic" so many times, I couldn't even count how many times he said that word "pathetic". Oh come on!we already that ash is pathetic, can you say anything else other then pathetic? And I hate it when he talks cock and bullshits after a battle phase and I was always tempted to go next to the tv and scream"PAUL!SHUT THE FUCK UP, QUIT YOUR YAPPING AND FIGHT ASH LIKE A MAN! YOU SON OF A BITCH!".
I mean paul suck as a rival, though he's a more badass and kickass trainer than ash in any means posssible. but I really think he's not cut out to be a rival. I mean look at Gary, the previous rival of ash. At least gary has much more charisma. and I can tell that when ash and gary are fighting together, they enjoy it. and their pokemon are telling a story together and gary sure knows how to act proud and smile unlike paul. Paul has this dirty perveted smile when he feels evil. It fucking freaks me out.(and by the way you realised something? paul looks a little like brandon in the battle frontier).
the other thing that I hate is dawn. I hate her saying "spotlight"when she is showcasing her pokemon. I mean can't she just throw her balls out properly without saying "spotlight"? That's so fucking retarded. And I feel so frustrated for how she could defeat may in one episode in DP, that's so fucking unfair for May. I mean May has more experience than dawn and she lost to a penguin?Aw(feeling digusted)...that's so fucking unfair! May would probably be smiling to dawn but I think that she is cursing Dawn "fuck you bitch, I'm gonna get you." It would be interesting to see both May and Dawn in a catfight though...

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the shout(write)out continues pt2(the AGK!)

2008-09-14T22:42:00.000-07:00

So who is this AGK? why he's the "angry german kid" and boy he has some issues.
So he has this attitude problem and behaves like a retard. Activites includes. Screaming verbal languages to the computer, dancing like an idiot in front of the computer, pounding his keyboard away and his signature move, the keyboard smashing. He would suddenly be like dancing halfway and then scream his ass off and then he will go off crying like a baby or something like that.
Well apparently he is so popular in utube, evrybody seems to want to do spoofs of him of anything and boy are those spoofs fucking retarded and funny. it ranges from video games to even "Hannah Montana",imagine people to be so creative nowadays
People say he's just a normal person who just wants to do this and that he's a very good actor. But clearly I think he's just a guy with serious down-syndrome. I mean who would want to act as a retard screaming like a bitch, must have a screw loose in his head, a cuckoo to be precise. So anyways if you want to see his vids and his other spoofs, I advise you to see the original one before you see the others to really know what he is talking about. The original video is funny, but the spoofs are really more funnier.
So you heard from me, to see this idiotic ,retarded person in action, type in just "AGK" or "angry german kid"and see this sadist shout his ass off in front of the computer

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a cat just followed me...for fuck's sake!!!!!!

2008-09-14T19:02:00.000-07:00

a cat just followed me.!for fucks sake!!!!!!
So it happened just now around probably 8:30. sp I have just finished my morning jog and I just bout to get home and I was at my neighbourhood when I saw a cat just idleing in a corner. So people who are close to me all know that I really love cats I would just turn crazy( that's why I also called myself cat crazy!). So I know that you would all say "big deal, I have so much freaking cats in my neighbour, why's yours special?". So anyways, this cat is pure black and since I don't want to get back home early, I decided to accompany the cat for a while. As I walked closer to the cat, it was like purring at me. not wanting to get close to me. And then suddenly it moves next to me and brushes his body against me. And this wasn't new to me because some cats that I met also did brush against their body against me but this cat just kept brushing and rubbing and purring at me. He even laid his head on my shoe! and this was new to me because cats have never laid their faces on my shoe before so I was like "OH CRAP". So he keeps rubbing on me and I was getting frighten as I don know he keeps staring at me. Probably waiting for a good time to bite my balls off. REALLY! SERIOUSLY! he keeps eyeing my balls! I was afraid that he was really aiming at me like he going to "meow, meow ,meow, reow!" but anyways he didn't attack...probably wants to pass his fleas to me.
So after all that playing, it was time for me to go.but the cat was all meowly as I walked a few steps, he follows me and does his body brushing to my legs.(he must really love my legs). So then I was thinking I am in deep shit because this cat is following me wherever I go like he has fallen in love with me! So I was like "oh shit oh shit" I can't keep him at my home even though I had an expirence with keeping a cat (so last last time this cat was like outside my corridor and I scoop it up and brought it back home all was going well until it shitted behind the tv set the next day so I was pretty much screwwd)and besides,mum will freak out. And like she said. I could barely take care of myself,. furthermore take care of a cat? and they frequently shed their fur. So he was following me home and I walked quickly leaving the cat but as I want to look at him for the last time, he was like eyes suddenly popped out and he was like so relived to see me but I just waved to him and wnet home. So this was it... Well duh what do you think I would do, stomp on it?

the things bout nat ho(sory)

2008-09-13T23:30:00.000-07:00

so I was watching 8-days and I always view the "boos and bravos" section ( I always love this segment") so I was looking into this section, looking who got booed and bravoed and in the midst of all the bravos, there was a booed article which featured nat ho in the recent science show.
now I was thinking." Come to think of it, why does nat ho get so much of those local commercials, advertisements and events. Its like every freaking local commercial or show... he is on. and by the way I'm not critisizing nat but I am clearly stating the facts.i don know why he has so much commercials and stuff like that. I think there's only three theorys behind this. Number 1. He wants publicity, 2. he owns the loansharks a heck of a lota money and he wants a lot of shows so he could earn a lot of money and payback all his debts...he gets paid right? If not, there pretty much sums up the third theory, he must really love his job. So now a science show? now he's breaking into the science world? Wow he must be ambitious. Even 8-days called him a himbo.
I mean being ambitious isn't much of a bad thing. you want to dig into new things everyday. you probably don want to do the same thing all the time, its meaningless. but if you are ambitious and dig your way through any genre like sciences, love, animals...probably sex. wouldn't it be so frustrating to see the same person again and again? for example, someone sees this actor on the tv doing sex and stuff like that and then suddenly after the show, the next program appears and the same person is the host doing a let's say animal video show. that's pretty awkward to me. I mean you perform some kinky sex with someone and then the next show, you talk bout animals and how cutesy they are? that's downright weird to me. I don know bout you all but I think nat should focus on a genre he likes and work his way up from that place. so this is my opinion(don fucking badmouth me)

all bout FLUFFEE pt1.2

2008-09-13T23:21:00.000-07:00

13sept
RE:FLUFFEE's topic continues(WARNING! in this part of my blog, I sort of portray fluffee as a retard, so fluffee fans who gets offended by this and scolds me...I don't know , maybe I deserve a bashing.
All right, Part 2 is all about digging deeper into fluffee. So I was watching his videos and was wondering, why is fluffee...called fluffee? Is it because this name is cutesy or stuff like that? I mean in the first place, how does he get such a name? So here's my theory about his name "fluffee".(Before I start I would like to tell you that my theory is not to be taken seriously) So it begins like this, I think this person is called fluffee talks because his name starts with a "F" and ends with a "T" (I don't know how I thought of that so please don't question) So he will be saying,"dude I gotta think of a name that's starts with a "F" and he can't think of anything else. He was on his thinking chair staring into the skies when his pet cat came along (Yes he has a cat) and he was like " Come here, sit on your master's lap," and he began to stroke his fur."oh you are so warm, cute and fluffy...hey I know, how about " fluffee".AS the big gear in his mid starts ticking. so he shooed the cat away and began to think the "T". "what would be appropriate for the letter T, I got the "F" already but what about the "T"? Must be some activity.I am doing. After some time he thought of two things that starts with the letter "T". " All fight its either :"TIPS" or "TALKS". SO fluffee tips?... HELL I don't tip anyone, so if I'm called FLUFFEE TIPS, maybe I could give people tips on their life like how to get along with their friends. Or maybe I could teach them about drugs and weed or best I could could teach them how to ENLARGE THEIR PENIS!" and he was like "Yeah"
And he thought of another possibility. "how about "FLUFFEE TALKS"? Because I'm a internet talk show host and I will be just like talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and cussing and talking and talking.and besides I look like some gay teaching people. So its settled then, IT'S FREAKING FLUFFEE TALKS!" So this is my theory(which only stupid people would belive).
Another thing I was wondering was his real name, well since he did so many shows without revealing his name, it keeeps the anticipation, So I was thinking like, I think we should give him some space I mean he has been giving his personal information to everyone. Okay his name. In the first place, I think that his name is kinda like a long weird name which I don't any examples of it...or maybe his name is like a small kiddie name or an embarassing name. So I can't guess what his name is...probably "Timmy"...or "Dick"

shout out to vids in utube(all bout fluffeePT1)

2008-09-13T23:19:00.000-07:00

12sept
RE:Videos on youtube which I wanted to shout(write)-out. Pt 1 (All about FLUFFEE TALKS)
Okay so last time I said I was going to talk about "FLUFFEE TALKS". Well in the first place, I was gonna do a shout-out to FLUFFEE but since this is a blog and blogs don't shout, I was thinking of doing a "write-out" of him instead.
So how did I see his vids on youtube? So I was vid surfing on youtube as I had nothing to do, then suddenly my mind was thinking about the word "penis". So I typed in the word "penis" and the mass of videos appeared. And then I saw a video entitled"how to enlarge your penis...maybe. and also my 100TH video"and I was like "dude that's sick, which psycho would want to teach someone how to enlarge their penises, thats like freaking crazy." And when I saw that it was his hundredth video, Again I was like "dude, you talk about penises and other penis related stuff for all your past 99 videos! that's just sick. I mean what is so good to talk about a penis? I mean I know that all guys have it and it passes out urine and semen and you use it to manhandle the ladies and guys will just cry and squeal like a pussy if they got hit in the nuts. (I know because I'm a guy and I got hit in the nuts before so if you laugh at me because of this ... FUCK YOU!!!) . Before I continue, you guys would probably comment that "well its you who typed in "penis"in the first place, ain't you more sicker and perverted than that person. Well for your information, I DON'T CARE!!! So anyways I was like "what the heck" and I watched his videos and pretty soon I was changing my point of view on him. Okay in the first place, that video did not teach you how to enlarge your penis(thank god!). So basicly "FLUFFEE TALKS" is a internet talk show which is mostly digging into the news. Well I could say he is down right funny, from the start to the end. Wearing that signature woolen hat with the words "FLUFFEE" imprinted on it. I mean this guy's stand-up jokes were so funny, I think he was born to do stand-up. Plus his one-man shows, they were simply hilarious. So sometimes he starts his video with a topic and then he talks about that story. And sometimes he just do spoofs about something else. And sometimes its just about his life he wants to share with everyone.
I like his videos because he knows what he is talking about. And he certainly knows how to make his videos funny. And after all, he is still 100 percent human. (even though people say he's high when he does his videos which I'm not sure whether its true) What I meant is that sometimes he is insensitive to some topics in his videos and sometimes he feels so emotional to what he is saying like for example the topic that he recently discussed, "the father who raped his 5 month old baby". He was like just lashing out to the father and he was like going "FUCK YOU! FUCK HIM!FUCK THIS!FUCK THAT!" With that much cussing in the video, that pretty much sums up everthing(and by the way loves how he tightens his lips together and scrunches his eyes together while shaking his head in the first part of his 103th video. I felt like that was a golden moment which I could never forget easily)
So why must I insist you look upon his videos? Well in the first place, you gotta love someone who names himself "fluffee". I mean you would have won half a battle with that name. He could have called himself some cocky name or (his name)rocks, but no it's just fluffee talks. And besides with so much sadistic humor, action and LOLs you can possibly say when you watch his videos, who couldn't resist saying LOLs all the time? Maybe you don't but I do!!! So you heard from me, if you want to watch his videos, type "fluffee talks" or just "fluffee" or if you want to start looking into his videos like the way I did, type in penis and click" how to enlarge your penis ...maybe. also my 100th video"(and let all the mayhem and misunderstanding arise!!!!!)and if you like his videos , you can also subscribe to him if you want to.(Dang I feel like a commercial advertising him!!!!) XP

Gungho yet retarded criminals

2008-09-13T23:17:00.000-07:00

11sept
RE:Gungho yet dumbest criminals!
So I was watching TV this afternoon abd I watched "the world's most amazing videos" because I had nothing better to do. So then a video showed up and it was a group of fucking badass people. They were like robbing a convience store at three in the morning. So they were Gungho and they wanted money. So what do they do? They drive a pickup truck next to the entrance of the convience store and the robbers were like smashing the entrance and they hooked an anchor to an ATM machine and just drive off. Yanking the ATM machine off its foundation. Well its was sort of flawless, except for the broken glass and the missing ATM machine. At first I sort fo think that there were smart, then when the commentator said something which made me agree with him, they were fucking morons!!!. I mean even if this was just a convience store, there's bound to be security cameras installed in the shop, they should have fucking smash the cameras and best, take the cameras and sell them, this will probably rake in some extra cash. the cameras not only picked up their faces but they didn't even cover up the licence plate and it was like flashing its number in front of the camera. That's like a person flashing his butt in front of a live studio audience without him knowing. And because of this stupidity, they were caught quickly, probably by onlookers. I mean even it's 3 in the morning, there should by people doing the nightshift and they probably stare at the truck drive by with a freaking ATM machine hanging for dear life behind. That's fucking crazy and stupid. If I'm going to give an award to those guys, the award will probably be the " smart yet retarted award ".

the things I did before an exam

2008-09-13T23:15:00.000-07:00

11 sept
RE: What I did on the eve of the exam and today
Oh my god! The exam's tommorrow and Ididn't study for the past 5 months?...Ah fuck it!
So yesterday was the eve of my last paper, MME, all about the computer software like flash and photoshop. Well I did not even study that much for the past five months, just slacking off, doing nothing. So when yesterday was the eve of th exam, I was still chilling out. Well ever since I gotten my new computer I was like hooked up to the computer espically to youtube. So I was thinking, should I study or should I watch a little youtube? then it was clear...YOUTUBE. And so I was like "hey, one freaking video and its gone for me. But then I find myself watching video after video. I was watching FLUFFEE TALKS on youtube all day. If you don't know him at all, its about time to you all got to know him. (I will explain who he is later but now its my story so let's continue).
So it was like 8pm and I haven't even flip through a page to study yet. and then the tuesday shows like "CALEFARE" started and I sorted liked the show so I sticked around to watch. After the show, its time for another sitcom"first class" so what the heck, I watched the show but this time, I did at least flip through some of my notes but didn't memorise them. then later after sitcom "first class". Just as I was about to off the TV, just for gags showed! it was like freaking hell I love that show!and whats best, its the whole episode not those 10 to 15 minute shows of just for gags... it was the fucking entire show! I mean if you are gonna watch someody get kick ass by the actor, why not stay and watch to the end? So I watched just for gags and laughed the shit out of me for another thirty minutes. After the show ended, I felt freaking hot and stuffy so I shited and went for a bath. That took like 15 minutes, as my computer was still on I actually wanted to look on to internet notes.but suddenly the youtybe curse fell onto me again and so at around 9:30, I was watching FLUFFEE TALKS... again until ten until I realised another sitcom "the noose" is on already and it is its first episode of its second freaking season!and belive it or not, I also like "the noose". ( and by the way, channel 5 despicable yesterday!)so I reluctantly watched "the noose"until the end and then my brother comes back from from work and this is a bad thing because he shares the internet with me. And whenever he's home, he needs the computer and then now i'm without a computer so I was like who cares and I went to sleep.
It was about two in the morning when I woke up but I slept till two thirty and I drowsily woke up and forced myself to study. Until four in the morning so I basically got all the information right so I went to watch youtube...again and I swore I DID NOT watch FLUFFEE TALKS for that period of time. Its not like i'm attracted to him okay!. But anyways I watched puzzle bubble for an hour and a half. Around 5:30, I wrote down the last few notes and I went back to sleep around 6 in the morning. then at school, I was comparing notes with my friends and they were like. "oh my god its like so freaking stress today!" So I more or less joined in the complaining too.
So later at 11 the exam started and I was like flipping through the question paper annd I can answer the first two question I was like yeah so far so good. Then after the first two questions I was like " skip...skip...skip...Wait in know this... no I don't...skip...skip...skip", until I saw this one particular question that writes, "what does it mean by "not enough gamut" for the picture"( I think this is what the question was about because I don't remember anything about exam questions ever after the exam) and so I was like..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!" you tell me what is a gamut? No, it should be me thats saying what the fucking hell is a gamut. Of course I exclaimed in my mind or else it would have to be pretty embarassing if I shouted inside the school hall. So anyways I was like thinking cuss lines while I stared at that question "what the fuck."I muttered a little. Like hell I didn't even know this word even existed until it popped out of my question paper just now.
So in the end I pretty much screwed up the whole paper. Boy I can't wait to get back my results for that paper, it will be the blast

comments on jack neo movies(and it wasn't that good: ( )

2008-09-13T23:13:00.000-07:00

8 SEPT
Watching a Singaporean film is just like marking a mediocre composition. Especially in Jack Neo's movie which I think it is not good enough. I have watched this movie last Friday, 5 Sept. Even my mum feels that it was lousy. the current box office hit which is Jack Neo's "money no enough 2", a remake of 1998's original "money no enough". As the title suggests. It is supposingly talking about the tight money constraints in each and every citizen of singapore. Firstly I don't want to explain the whole story because it is too damn long. It beats around the bush about money problems and I don't get Jack, I mean why must he make the movie so drastic and complicated. I mean its always someone owning huge amounts of money to the loan sharks or owning debts. Its always the same thing, Its already cliched. And not to add salt to Jack wounds, no offence but I think his movies are getting lousier and lousier(if there's even such a word called "lousier").
Well let me talk about the jack's past movies like "i not stupid " and "i not stupid too". Especially the "i not stupid too" now I think that movie is worth watching because it talks about teens and kids these days, is it the parents or the education to blame?and I think that movie is more original because it covers all the points and facts about teenagers and children nowadays and best of all the whole movie does not drift into other topics as it keeps on targeting the teens and children and the parents even, it gets it own fair share of humor and some dashes of emotional parts. Some people even cried. Yup this is probably one of the better works of Jack . And then comes "I do I do " the movie which presses the issues of love and relationships in singapore. I saw in the 8 days before its was probably rated 3 stars so it was still okay. Then in the later years, out came the movie "Just follow law". It is about two civil servants switching bodies with each other and having slapstick comedy and having issues about the government's "Black and white". I mean who couldn't resist soul switching movies between a man and a woman. Even though the movie was hilarious, it was rated 2 stars.( I'm pretty sure 8 days has their own reasons). And then a year later, out comes the dark black comedy about gangsters,"A long pte ltd" and boy you would love how 8 days rated it... not even a star! well at least its just half a star and it was better then nothing but that was just so bad. Well it means to say that half a star was just a "well at least he made such a satire movie"to show that "hey at least he(jack) tried to make a movie about gangsters but failed miserably". Imagine tens and thousands of loan sharks drawing their parangs wanting to slaughter Jack for such a lousy job showcasing them.
So back to my point, why are Jack's movies getting lousier and lousier? is it because of the storyboard? Like I said earlier, when doing a movie, the producer is just like a student handing up a composition to the teacher which in this place means us audiences. If I were a teacher marking Jack's "composition", I could have marked it as "out of point". Why ? think about it for example. Think about the "money no enough 2". Even if you have not seen this movie, the title alone suggest about the theme,"money involving Singapore citizens". And then suddenly in the middle of the movie ,the characters are suddenly in debt or are being chase or threatened by loan sharks because of money issues. This maybe money related, but Hell no! you have already drifted into another topic already, it isn't like everyone in Singapore owns the loan sharks. This is already an " A long pte ltd" story already and then in the end it focused a lot into motherhood. Which has even drifted further away from the main topic I mean Why are you talking about a mother's sad plight when in the first place ,it's about money involving everyone in Singapore?money and mothers aren't fucking related! Yes I did cry because it was damn right sad and pitiful for the poor old lady(and by the way, the character Jack is playing and his on set wife, SHAME ON YOU TWO!) I just don't get it. Maybe Jack needs compo lessons... and time management because the movie, like I said its too freaking long!!!Maybe it should have been renamed as "The long,sad,sad truth about elderly folks...and money".

the things I have written in the past few days

2008-09-13T23:04:00.000-07:00

So before I got this blog I wrote on my wordpad on the things that really wanted to voiced my opinion and share it with the world. SO that's why I wanted a blog!( this is for someone who questions on why i wanted a blog) so enjoy!!!

Introduction

2008-09-13T22:32:00.000-07:00

So hi this is kupo, this is my first time doing a blog. the reasons I'm doing this is to voice my opinion about the everyday things in my life(well duh this is what a blog is in the first place!). So everything I write in my blog is strictly a one sided opinion...from my view. So if you want to comment something really nasty to me because I offended you. you should probably SHUT THE FUCK UP! I do not want anyone badmouthing me because of the things I write. Also do expect my blogs to be long cause I've tons to write. So enjoy!!!